The Importance of Being Earnest:
Hot, sweaty, and tired was when we first met
A bond was formed I’ll never forget
We shared our stories both good and bad
Like that crazy summer storm you once had
You have taught me so much I never knew
Like how to remove toxins and still get a good view
You have sheltered me from the rain
You have even given my t-shirt a stain.
That one day I found you crying all alone
I sat beside you and reciprocated the love you have shown
As I sit here defending your right to stay
‘This is bullshit’, is all I can say.
Who would dare cut you down
The most toxic reducing bachelor in town