My Kind of Man, Objectified


I’ve always thought that I liked men like this:

You know, with glasses and books and a PhD at 22.


But lately I’m beginning to think that I like men who wear

And patterned boxers

Plaid Flannel











And play

And Acoustic Guitar

Pickup Frisbee Games






And Liar’s Dice




And smell like

This cologne (and the occasional post-workout sweat)








And enjoy

And Heath Bars

Herbal Tea









And hate

Every Type of Vinegar Known to Man

And admire

And Robert E. Lee

Sean Connery












And dream of

Unexpected Journeys

And love

And their mothers











Lately I’m beginning to think that I like them a lot.