My Kind of Man, Objectified

 

I’ve always thought that I liked men like this:

You know, with glasses and books and a PhD at 22.

 

But lately I’m beginning to think that I like men who wear

And patterned boxers

Plaid Flannel

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And play

And Acoustic Guitar

Pickup Frisbee Games

 

 

 

 

 

And Liar’s Dice

 

 

 

And smell like

This cologne (and the occasional post-workout sweat)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And enjoy

And Heath Bars

Herbal Tea

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And hate

Every Type of Vinegar Known to Man

And admire

And Robert E. Lee

Sean Connery

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And dream of

Unexpected Journeys

And love

And their mothers

America

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lately I’m beginning to think that I like them a lot.