Superhero hoarders: Why their stuff is more dangerous than average

Yet more superhero humor! This time I’ve moved on from the chic (hipsters) and the average (college kids) to the downright scary (crazy people with hoarding issues!)… all super-sized to the hero level! Which superheroes like to collect? Which are pack rats? And which need to see their therapists about a hoarding problem? You know, I have a great aunt who hoards, and there are boxes upon boxes stacked up in her house, so much so that there is barely room to walk, and she’s old, so I’m afraid she’s going to die in there, and nobody’s going to be able to find her, and… oh, well, never mind.

Friday, October 15th, 2010 Leah Miller

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2 Comments to Superhero hoarders: Why their stuff is more dangerous than average

masonm
October 15, 2010

There’s another thing about pack-rat superheroes: How do you explain to your clueless parents/spouse/kids/fill in the blank where the things came from if they find it?

Leah
October 15, 2010

Yes, this could be a problem. Where would Peter Parker hide all of his stuff if Norman Osborn came knocking?