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A Letter to Kelly Clarkson

Dear Kelly, Something is falling outside, something too dense to be water, and I refuse to put my feet on the ground. I’ve stayed here, instead, in a room too small to contain me, listening to you, from this song, … Continue reading

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Letter to Justin Beiber

Dear Justin, Remember that photo of you on a deck on some far off island, with a girl in the back laid out on your white white white bed? I think that the howler monkeys there probably had fat stomaches … Continue reading

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Letter to Ed Sheeran

Dear Ed Sheeran, My sister is utterly obsessed with you. She was distraught when you announced that you are taking a break from your career and social life for a while but then was overjoyed when you appeared at the … Continue reading

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Letters to…..

Dear (Insert any Indian Singer), Thank you for making the music that you do.  As a kid I listened to all the the music that other kids listened to like Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift, but whenever music was played … Continue reading

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Dear Amy Schumer

Dear Amy, You entertain the world, in the least entertaining way. You are loved for being “funny,” when there is so much more to you. You see, Trainwreck, was nothing of the sort. Trainwreck should not be the name of … Continue reading

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Disclaimer: Youtube username: miracleofsound, also known as Gavin Dunne.  Because of youtube, he has become a popular voice in the gaming world. He has even been asked by large companies such as Ubisoft to create musical tributes for their games. … Continue reading

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Letter to Kesha

Dear Kesha, It is so much to be a woman in public, which is to say, a woman at all. I want to be permanently sedated and then put another hole into my body and then crawl into it so … Continue reading

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Letter to Billy Joel

Dear Billy, It’s 4:19 on a Tuesday and I am starting to wonder what would have happened if the Piano Man was not a man.  You sing “I took the good times; I’ll take the bad times/I’ll take you just … Continue reading

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Letter to Adam Levine

Dear Adam,  Thank you for all that you do. Over your career the songs you produced have influenced me, inspired me to dream big, and feel the need to get up and start dancing. Songs such as, “Stereo Hearts” and … Continue reading

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Dear Zayn Malik

To the one who went in a different direction, When my friend and I bought tickets almost a year in advance, it was with the expectations that there would be five of you. All up on stage, singing, attempting to … Continue reading

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