{"id":3017,"date":"2010-09-06T15:32:06","date_gmt":"2010-09-06T19:32:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.dickinson.edu\/norwichhumanities\/?p=3017"},"modified":"2010-09-06T15:32:06","modified_gmt":"2010-09-06T19:32:06","slug":"english-museums-have-secret-awesome-exhibits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.dickinson.edu\/norwichhumanities\/2010\/09\/english-museums-have-secret-awesome-exhibits\/","title":{"rendered":"English museums have secret awesome exhibits"},"content":{"rendered":"

I visited the Tate Modern this week determined to disprove my growing suspicion that modern art is an Emperor\u2019s New Clothes type hoax designed to make me look like an idiot. Unfortunately, the first time I visited I only had half an hour. So I rushed through a floor of splattered paint and a white room filled with off white canvases that, according to Agnes Martin, were supposed to represent \u201cweightlessness and infinity\u201d rather than the possibility that the museum staff had run out of white paint.<\/p>\n

Then I came back a few days later when I had more time, and as luck would have it the first exhibit I came across was Art & Language by Michael Baldwin and Mel Ramsden with the promising description that \u201cviewers are now confronted by themselves, thereby questioning a long-held notion of painting transcending reality.\u201d I understand that some art is supposed to be philosophical, but it was a mirror on canvas, which makes it the exact equivalent of that scene in my favorite childhood movie, Neverending Story (costarring a delightful dragon puppet) in which the main character has to face himself in a metaphorical mirror to save the land of Fantasia. Obviously the best movie ever created, but not art. It made me angry.<\/p>\n

So I went through the next few rooms with the mirror as a yardstick for my expectations and found the following pieces:<\/p>\n

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  1. Giuseppe Penone\u2019s Tree in 12 Metres (two trees in a museum)<\/li>\n
  2. Peter Fischli and David Weiss\u2019s Untitled (some guy\u2019s messy garage in a museum)<\/li>\n
  3. Keith Arnatt\u2019s Self Burial (a bunch of pictures time elapsed pictures of a guy sinking in quick sand)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    I list these pieces because they were really underwhelming until I looked at them a second time, and they turned into basically the coolest things ever. The Tree in 12 Metres was actually two perfect trees shapes carved <\/em>out of a giant block of wood. Every messy garage item was a replica carved, textured and painted with polyurethane foam and acrylic paint (this includes an old rubber tire, an unvarnished wooden bench with knots, and a bunch of other distinctly textured items). The time elapsed photographs interrupted a TV program once a day in sequence showing for 5 seconds without any explanation.<\/p>\n

    \"Giuseppe<\/a><\/p>\n

    I\u2019ve been seeing this pattern everywhere, and I feel like the British must have a huge penchant for Easter eggs. The Bloomsbury walk was covered in historical landmarks that I always thought were a huge deal. In the United States, Virginia Woolf\u2019s house would at least be a small museum as opposed to the small plaque next to an otherwise occupied building. The Victoria and Albert Museum was a whole other level of hidden amazing things. Along with a novelty bustle that plays God Save the Queen every time the wearer sits down (classy), one of DaVinci\u2019s notebooks, marked in tiny writing, was sitting in a random corner (The other five of his notebooks that the museum has are just in storage right now. No big deal). Do they just have so much history here that they have to ignore some of it so as not to turn the country into a museum? Or does that obsession with understatement that Kate Fox talks about seep itself all the way in British history so that they hide their great achievements in a corner out of amusement and feigned modesty? It seems so contradictory to what I would expect from a former empire. I expect neon signs. Not that I’m complaining. I don’t think I would\u00a0get this\u00a0excited about a foam tire replica under any other circumstances.<\/p>\n

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    I visited the Tate Modern this week determined to disprove my growing suspicion that modern art is an Emperor\u2019s New Clothes type hoax designed to make me look like an idiot. Unfortunately, the first time I visited I only had half an hour. So I rushed through a floor of splattered paint and a white […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":445,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6671],"tags":[6761,6763,6762,861,1087],"class_list":["post-3017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2010-jesse","tag-giuseppe-penone","tag-keith-arnatt","tag-peter-fischli","tag-tate-modern","tag-victoria-and-albert-museum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dickinson.edu\/norwichhumanities\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dickinson.edu\/norwichhumanities\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dickinson.edu\/norwichhumanities\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dickinson.edu\/norwichhumanities\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/445"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dickinson.edu\/norwichhumanities\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3017"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dickinson.edu\/norwichhumanities\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3017\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dickinson.edu\/norwichhumanities\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dickinson.edu\/norwichhumanities\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dickinson.edu\/norwichhumanities\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}