{"id":3329,"date":"2015-12-06T16:09:34","date_gmt":"2015-12-06T21:09:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ablogonlyamothercouldlove.wordpress.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2015-12-06T16:09:34","modified_gmt":"2015-12-06T21:09:34","slug":"my-roommates-favorite-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.dickinson.edu\/wrpg211\/2015\/12\/06\/my-roommates-favorite-story\/","title":{"rendered":"My Roommates Favorite Story"},"content":{"rendered":"

Since I LOVE telling stories so much I decided to as the one person I spend probably the most time with what is her favorite story to tell. My roommate is my best friend and we<\/p>\n

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know waaaayyyyyy too much about each other, but it\u2019s actually great.<\/p>\n

 
\nSo I have personally heard this story I\u2019m about to share directly from the people who are involved but I like my roommates telling of it so much better.<\/p>\n

Me: So what is your favorite story to tell?<\/p>\n

Roommate: The story about my parents and the pictures.<\/p>\n

Me: okay so tell me.<\/p>\n

Roommate: “Okay, ummmmm, let\u2019s see, while my parents were dating they had a very tremulous relationship. They would break up for a while and get back together and break up for a while and get back together and it was super annoying. And during one of the break-up periods my dad supposedly dated this woman. My mom knew about it this because she was friends with his brothers and they were like all rooting for them.<\/p>\n

My mother could never prove that he was with someone else because he would deny it every time and his family didn\u2019t know so she didn\u2019t have any answers their, but she was like 99% sure. So when they get married, move in together and my mother is pregnant with me and she finds, she\u2019s like cleaning our brand-new house and she finds this box of pictures, like a shoebox of pictures from my dad. And in this shoebox are various pictures of him and my mom, and him and his family but then she finds at least a dozen pictures of him and this woman that my mother knew he dated.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s say her name is\u2026\u2026Caligula\u2026that\u2019s a boy\u2019s name\u2026. Connie! She\u2019s not important anymore, but the point is my mom sees there photos and is like \u201cI fucking got him! These are pictures of him with Connie like he\u2019s kissing her cheek and shit like that, these are couples photos!\u201d So what she did was she put them around the mirror of the front entryway so as soon as my dad walked in after work he would see the pictures and my mom would stop him in his tracks. It\u2019s like an \u201cI told you so moment\u201d like \u201cI knew it the whole time, you can\u2019t deny it fuck you, love you, bitch\u201d something like that I don\u2019t know.<\/p>\n

So my mom puts them around the mirror and then she has to pee or something because she is pregnant with me and she\u2019s like a\u2026..melon\u2026basically. She hears my dad come in and she\u2019s pregnant so she like waddles downs the stairs but not fast enough because when she gets there my dad is chewing.<\/p>\n

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My mother is like \u201cWhere are the pictures?\u201d and he swallows and goes \u201cWhat pictures?\u201d He ate them. HE ATE THEM, HE ATE THE PICTURES, he ate the fucking pictures.<\/p>\n

And my mother was like \u201cyou fucking ate them\u201d and he denied it for years until finally this summer we wore him down and he laughed about it and he was like \u201cyeah\u2026..\u201d<\/p>\n

And more recently, at Thanksgiving my dad said, \u201cWhen I walked in I was like oh god she\u2019s got me, I\u2019m losing! And the only thought I had was \u201cwell, you could eat them\u201d and then I did, yeah I got really sick after that.\u201d He ate them, it\u2019s nuts. It\u2019s the funniest story that I know yadda yadda yadda.”<\/p>\n

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