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So today I decided to follow in Jerry Seinfeld’s foot steps (kind of) and conduct and interview about nothing<\/a>. I found my two friends, Howie Keenan and Andrew Morgan, and saw what was up with them. They’re two pretty basic dudes who like a lot of the same things I do. Guess that’s why we’re friends.<\/p>\n Me: So tell me about your day guys. Anything cool happen?<\/strong><\/p>\n Andrew: I woke up, went straight to class. Came back took a sweet shower. Found out I got an A on my paper and then talked to my cousin on the phone for like 25-30 minutes. Then I went and got sushi and went to the library. And now I’m here talking to you. I kinda worked hard but I kinda didn’t. Kind of a clique Dickinson day.<\/p>\n Me: Nice, Howie what about you??<\/strong><\/p>\n Howie: Well. I had four classes today, plus gym if you want to count that. I went home for lunch and had a leftover chicken cutlet. \u00a0I made dinner for Hanukkah which was pretty good. I also had an Italian sandwich from the quarry today which was also bomb. Now I’m here talking to you.<\/p>\n Me: What else did you make for Hanukkah dinner?<\/strong><\/p>\n Howie: Well the meal was quite carb-heavy, lots of bread and matzah balls. \u00a0Chicken cutlets, potato pancakes (latkes). I sat down with my friend Kevin and we had a little Chanukkah dinner. It was quite lovely.<\/p>\n Andrew: did you just say Chanukkah??<\/p>\n Howie: yea thats how you say it.<\/p>\n Me (trying to get them back on track): OK. So Howie what’s your most redeeming quality?<\/strong><\/p>\n Howie: (thinking…. for a while…) well its definitely my intellect. I think I’m pretty wise.<\/p>\n Andrew: pretty cocky you think your wise<\/p>\n Howie: Maybe. But fuck it. I’m wise.<\/p>\n Me: Andrew what about you? Are you good at anything?<\/strong><\/p>\n Andrew: Yea I’m pretty swag at clash of clans. It consumes most of my day. Also kinda good at econ which I guess will be helpful.<\/p>\n Me: Do you guys work out?<\/strong><\/p>\n Howie: oh yea all the time. Here’s the breakdown from today. Ran a mile at the 7.4 pace (not too fast not too slow, I get a nice little schvitz), so after that I did the stair master for a while, burned like 340 calories. I like the stair master it makes me feel tall which is cool. Listened to some sweet music too. I had to get a drink after that too i was pretty parched. Saw my friend who was complaining about gym class but I told her that it would be ok. Then I left the gym. My whole back was soaked and I had to go to class like that. I smelled like shit but fuck it.<\/p>\n Andrew: I don’t work out. I’m a bum.<\/p>\n Howie: I’m definitely the more athletic one<\/p>\n **Andrew nods, agrees**<\/p>\n At this point Andrew gets too distracted with his Clash of Clans game and Howie has to go to a meeting, so I decide to end the interview.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n So today I decided to follow in Jerry Seinfeld’s foot steps (kind of) and conduct and interview about nothing. I found my two friends, Howie Keenan and Andrew Morgan, and saw what was up with them. They’re two pretty basic dudes who like a lot of the same things I do. Guess that’s why […]![\"\"](\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/comments\/formanbyman.wordpress.com\/67\/\")
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