Bicycle of former Handlebar Shop Manager Avery McGuire ’13 attacked by Danish thugs!

The Ghost Rider strikes again! The Guest Blogger this week sets out to unravel the truth in a violent act of bike mangling!

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avery's bike

Just what on earth happened here?  Clearly thieves used a hacksaw and later a bolt cutter on the seat tube and stays.  They didn’t want the saddle……  Was there a gold nugget stuck in the bike’s seat tube?  A hidden stash of blood diamonds?  What do they need that piece of seat tube for – rolling Danish pastries?  If you figure it out – please contact the Copenhagen police immediately.  And let Avery know how much we miss her presence in the Handlebar!  I imagine she’s REALLY missing the Handlebar now…

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One Response to Bicycle of former Handlebar Shop Manager Avery McGuire ’13 attacked by Danish thugs!

  1. saat says:

    bicycle is freedom.
    Thanks for sharing.

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